This idea just randomly popped in my head while I was taking my bath. I was scrub-a-dubbin and BOOM. I was like. YES. YES. I HAS to do this post. I have no idea why I’m so excited to do it but I am. And I’m also ecstatic that my personal friends, the Gifs, to assist me in accurately portraying my excitedness below:
So yes, let us get started, shall we?
(Idk if it’s safe to assume but aren’t all or most bloggers introverts?) Now this hasn’t been scientifically proven it’s just my own beliefs that may or may not have truth to them. 😉
You stay to yourself. The outside world hurts your eyes. Not to mention the outside air is so toxic it burns off all your nose hairs?!
And being social? Hah.
More like, you’re going to my room, barricading my door, and everyone pretend you don’t exist! How about THAT? Most of the time you just like the company of yourself (ain’t nothing wrong with that) your books, computer, T.V. Basically whatevs it is.
(This is me. ALL THE WAY.)
You rant, rave, celebrate, cry–》not really but sometimes. You love to get into the heart of the book and flail all around in your reviews when you’re talking about the part that excites you!
- Gifs are welcome to this party.
- Pictures are awesome and you love to look at them. Come on in!
- Squueeing + flailing= A. GOOD. TIME. Nuff said.
You like to have your things point blank and simple. Forget using gifs. Pictures. Anything. Because you know what? AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT. You like having your stuff laid out in a cetain way with a beginning, middle, and end. No detours in rant-ville and no pit stop in Gif city. Although maybe you would not be opposed to putting a smiley face in your post every now and again. Because again:
AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT.
What to throw your book against the wall? Didn’t like something the author said? How about you couldn’t connect with the character or there was just that dreaded insta-love crap? *shudders*
So you type up this awesome ranty post and you sure it with all of us so we can share in on your rant and/or give you comfort that everything in the booking world shall return back to its normal state. You shall find another book to love, possibly even lick.
You like to have everything neat and organized AT ALL TIMES. That means scheduling your posts ahead of time and NEVER falling behind on commenting or being active on social media. (Ha. Wish I could keep up with this…. But you know….#FAILWHALE
If at all possible I think ’tis safe to assume you have a notebook if all your upcoming posts so you can be ahead of the game and make the rest of us feel shamed. Or maybe you have a little nifty app on your phone like Evernote or Onenote that helps you be all organized and stuff.
(THIS ONE IS SO ME!!) –》and I am so not shamed to say it. It’s not that I don’t want to be organized because pfft who DOESN’T WANT to be organized? But I think my brain is deluded and just likes to work all scattered-like and crap. It’s a hard knock life for my sad, unorganized life game. I try though. Truly, I do.
If you are like me and have lots of notes everywhere, or maybe your posts are in your note app on your phone, maybe some are over here in cyber space half completed just chilling waiting on the day you give them glory and publish them. Or maybe….just maybe you haven’t even started yet. *le gasp!!*
I would like to give a shout out to the always lovely never judging GIFS. They are DA BOMB and always willing to give a hand. But I also may or may not have tied them up and forced them to be willing and participating minions.
I didn’t btw.