I have an odd addiction to stationary you guys.
My addiction is so bad that I just get do happy as soon as I see like… a binder, planner, even a Papermate pen or something I go insane.(I’m pretty sure the reason I go into negative in my bank account so much is because my willpower is just so…. lousy.) Like… that has to be the msot oddest addcition in the history of EVER, but.. Pfft, least it’s not to like.. Drugs or something. Right?
Picture that book you’ve been DYING to get your hands on, Fried Ice Cream, or a new recipe for a Fried Twinkie. (I’m kind of hungry right now. Don’t judge.)
- When you see the thing you’re addicted to, your heart starts to beat fast in your chest. You start to shake with the uncontrollable need to get your hands on it. You’re even drooling on the door at this point, that’s how excited you are to get your hands on it.
- You will do anything, ANYTHING, to get your hands on said thing. You’ll sell your pinkie toe, cut out your tongue, rip out your spleen– (okay, okay, maybe not that drastic but you’re totally desperate at this point so there’s no telling what the heck you’d do at this point)
- You’re filled with wonder and this weird kind of adrenaline when you finally have it in your grasp. You’re tired of waiting. You feel shaky. Anxious. You can’t focus with all of the adrenaline pumping through you, YOU ADRENALINE JUNKIE, YOU. You have to have it. Now.
- You will kick a baby, heck, you’ll even push down an old lady so you can get your hands on it. Like I said, you’ll do anything. YOU. DESPERATE.
Sooooo, those were just a couple of ways to tell you have an unhealthy addiction. I hope none of you have ever engaged in any of these acts. I really hope none of you would ever cut out your tongue, kill a baby, or push over an old lady…. but hey… maybe you would? Like I said: DESPERATE. Huh….
What are some things that you guys would do to get to your addiction? Are you guys as addicted to stationary as I AM?