I decided to dedicate this post to writing, not my writing in particular but just something that will zap you guys into the magical head of a writer for a couple of minutes. (Or however long it takes you to read this here post….that’s of you even read the post…huh..)
Here are some of the ways you are sure to tick a writer off:
TAP them on the shoulder while they are in the midst of a good point in the book, and I mean a really, REALLY good part, like let’s say they’re talking about eating a Twinkie or saving the world from flesh eating llamas or something awesomecakes like that.
Be prepared to be on the receiving end of the darkest scowl of your life, also, depending on the writer, be prepared to get cussed out or have a flower vase flung at your cranium for daring to interrupt at writer. Yeah, it’s that bad. Don’t do it.
Just… DON’T. Okay?
- Bust into their writer space suddenly, high kicking the door with your foot as if you’re like, Kung Fu Panda, or something. Um, excuse me….YOU NOT THE PO PO. NO, YOU DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT TO BUST INTO MY SPACE.
- Tell a writer how stupid you think their story is, like legit going up in their face and telling them how much you hate their idea. Like, okay, I KNOW dancing baby Llamas, whom when they fart, they make little glitter balls appear out of their butts may not particularly be the best way to take my story but…GET THE HECK OUT OF MY FACE. THAT’S WHAT EDITS ARE FOR. FOOL.
- Express your dismay at how long they have been on one book. Like, our hands aren’t made of the crap they gave to Flash. Nor do I have lightning bolts coming out of my eyeballs. I may claim to be awesome all day long but at the end of the day, I’m kinda not all THAT coolio.
In short, I’m not a super hero, but that would be awesome if I was one though, just putting that out there.
So yes, believe me, if you’d like to have a pen lodged into the area between your eyeball and nose cavity, or if you’d prefer to have a keyboard, or entire laptop hummed at your head, DO NOT, and I hereby do repeat, DO NOT, NOT, NOT, NOT interrupt a writer. We’re here to give you guys books! So yeah, just…just don’t do it, okay??
This question doesn’t necessarily have to pertain to writers only, but is it that ticks you off the most that someone says or does that goes against what you love or believe in? Oh! And what kind of music?House music? Country? Rap? Rock? Or maybe Hip Hop like you just do not stop?