Holy CAKE BALLS….
I’m really hating myself right now. But WHHYYY KEI? WHY DO YOU DESPISE YOURSELF??
So, remember how I told you guys that I was watching The Gossip Girl series and remember how I told you I was falling in love with it?? Well ya, so I got curious about something and ended up going on WIKIA to answer one of my many questions swarming around in my little head and guess WHAT??
One question led to another that led to ANOTHER and that led my eyes downward to a SPOILER.
Soooo, I just totally ruined the ending for myself (well, not entirely because I’m quite pleased with how everything is going to end) But still, now I know kind of what’s going to happen which is so not fun because part of the journey of watching a show is the ‘not-knowing-what’s-going-to-happen-part.’
Only now, I know…. So yeah…
So, back to the topic at hand: WHAT TO DO WHEN SOMEONE HITS SUBSCRIBE ON YOUR BABY?
1. FREAK OUT.
Besides, this was YOUR baby they’ve so unwisely unsubscribed from. Rip out strands of your hair. Jump around your room like an enraged and caged Gorilla that has been locked up for all eternity. Go to the top of the highest building, rip off your pink tank top, then proceed to ball up your fists and beat on your chest like Godzilla, protesting that you are in fact the queen/king of the world and curse that one person for daring to unsubscribe from your baby. WHO THE HECK DO THEY THINK THEY ARE ANYWAY. PFFT. RUDENESSES.
2. TAKE IT PERSONALLY.
Cry the tears of THE SADNESS. Throw crap around your room. Don’t eat for days on end just thinking and moping about that one subscriber that you lost. Surround yourself with depressing movies, books, and music because YOU IS SAD. AND YOU DESERVE TO BE SAD.
3. HAVE BUNCH OF SADS.
Binge on chocolate and basically be a potato all day on the couching, stuffing your face with anything sweet and carbonated. Wail about how your life is over because you lost a little subscriber. Kick your feet up and just be a total sulker of the house because that’s ONE LESS SUBSCRIBER.
F.Y.I: THOSE were the ways you shouldn’t react when someone hits the unsubscribe on your baby. So, now here’s the CORRECT way to do it:
1. INSTEAD OF FREAKING OUT, JUST BREATHE.
Open those nostrils and take a deep breath of the fresh air. Let it go to your brain and allow you to calm down.
2. DON’T TAKE IT PERSONAL.
If someone unsubscribed, it has NOTHING to do with you personally. This person most likely doesn’t even know you IRL, so it’s not like you lost anything, just one more less engaged person is all. Now that saves more room for the people who ARE actually interested in the things that you want to talk about.
Instead of eating your weight in JUNK FOOD NAMES. Enjoy your life. LIVE.
Just because someone unsubscribed, doesn’t mean it had anything to do what you said or didn’t say. Maybe they didn’t connect, maybe they just have too many blogs in their feed. Whatever you do, YO, JUST DO NOT TAKE IT PERSONAL! And when you get back from your walk, maybe once you’ve gotten over it, you can have some chocolate. Or Candy Corn. Or…. a cupcake.
Whatever meets your fancy. 😉